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"Caution: Cape Does Not Enable User To Fly"

I decided that for this week's motivator, we needed a little humor. I, for one, am a master at mixing up my words, which sometimes has disastrous (as in embarrassing) but humorous consequences. I am sharing some of my favorite misquotes. The names have been eliminated to prevent further embarrassment (grin).

"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."
   - Political Leader

"Not only is he ambidextrous, but he can throw with either hand."
   - Football coach and sports analyst

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
   - Former CEO of automobile maker

"Please provide the date of your death."
   - From an Internal Revenue Service letter

"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the truth. I assisted in furthering that version."
   - Military officer in hot water

"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
   - One time novelist

"The road of good intentions is paved with Hell."
   - An optimistic person

"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."
   - A philosopher

"A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on."
   - A brilliant lawyer

"Antidotes are what you take to prevent dotes."
   - An aspiring doctor

"Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly." (Batman Costume warning label)
   - A dream killer

     (Source: David Borenstein)

Affirmation for the Week:
“I will wear my batman/batwoman cape proudly, but I will not attempt to fly.”
 
 
Have a jocular week!

Mary Rau-Foster,

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